Kathleen,This reminds me a little of the black bean tart with chili crust I once made - lots of black beans. http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Black-Bean-Tart-with-Chili-Crust-11432it's definitely not a healthy meal, because the crust is, well, crust, but it's quite good.
Kathleen,Your veggie to meat ratio is all off. Dividing by zero is almost always a bad idea. In any case, epic.