Tony will be leaving the geologically vacant Midwest for the Flatiron Mountains! Behold, the Mountains of Celebration Ham:
This was supposed to be maple-glazed, but for some unknown reason I used honey instead. It was not planned, my brain just checked out while I reached for the honey. The honey was totally crystallized (tail end of a Costco bottle...) so it was a major production to get it out of the bottle. At no point did I realize that maybe I don't even need the honey.
Not that honey-glazed ham isn't also awesome. We managed to eat almost all of the 7-lb ham between the five of us!
Next up, Boulder Potatoes!
These sort of disintegrated into pebble potatoes, but they are fried and therefore delicious. They did not last long.
Because CU-Boulder's rival is the Colorado State University Rams, whose mascot is a bighorn sheep ram, I also made this Decapitated Big Corn Sheep:
We consumed it in effigy, for good measure.
There was also bread and, for dessert, Mile High Partially Eaten Rum Cake of Destiny, and also Hot COCOa. Brendan even suggested that I infuse the hot cocoa with coconut so it would be COCO COCOa. I will have to try making hot cocoa with coconut milk instead of regular milk some time.